back in the days in a haze just watchin' t.v.
idolizing, spying all the people i see
one of them things in particular i never could miss
takin' all my time and never mind, that is......like this

i want to be like ethyl.......
i want to be g-rated
i want to be related
hang out with Lucy & Ricky
i want to be on t.v. now

i want to be like ethyl.....
for topical use only
not to be confused with any

any other kinds or forms of me you see
i am the only kind i ever wanted to be
they always had wanted to be or tried
tried to be another, somethin' else, i....don't know why